I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
