I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.
Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
You meet a better class of person in pubs.
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.
I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.
There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
Awe and respect are two different things.
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
If the money's right, I'll do a film.
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.
Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
