Ozzy Osbourne Quotes - Page 2

People think I'm crazy, but I'm in demand.

I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.

Tell me where do I belong in a sick society?

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.

My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after he'd had a few beers.'You're either going to do something very special, or you're going to go to prison.' And he was right, my old man. I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?

You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.

What can go wrong will go wrong.

I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.

You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.

There are no unsavable souls.

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.

Be good and honest to your fellow man and try to do something good for somebody.

I can't do anything in moderation.

I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to ever let you down.

I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.

With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.

It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.

I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.

The road to nowhere leads to me.

Randy [Rhoads] was laid to rest at a place called Mountain View Cemetery, where his grandparents were buried. I made a vow there and then to honour his death every year by sending flowers. Unlike most of my vows, I kept it. But I’ve never been back to his graveside. I’d like to go there again one day, before I finally join him on the other side.

Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.

In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.

There are no impossible dreams.