If you don’t take responsibility for programming yourself, then someone else will.
The trouble with happiness is people don't practice it.
Money is one of the rewards you get for adding value to the lives of others.
If you want to knock down the wall between you and the life of your dreams, it's best to do it one brick at a time!
The difference between the rich and the poor is that the rich have learned to recognize the value of their thoughts.
Being rich is living life on your own terms - according to your possibilities, not your limitations.
Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure
I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it
I quite like convincing the person the broom is their favourite actress. They are talking to a broom and they think it's Julia Roberts and they snog it. In Reading one guy took the broom into the wings and was getting amorous with it. I had a struggle to get it back. He was exhausted when he came out.
Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall.
