Fats Quotes

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

Your worm is your only emperor for diet; we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.

and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Because of the person I am I won't be knocked down — ever. They can say I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm whatever, and I'll never stop. I just won't. I've got too much to do. I've too much to be happy about.

I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.

The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

So easy, when you know how.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!