Top 5 Quotes by Peter Dobereiner

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

Fun, Golf, Half

Not a week goes by without my learning something new about golf. That means, of course, that I was ignorant of eight things about golf two months ago. Extend that process back nearly twenty years and the result is an impressive accumulation of ignorance.

Peter Dobereiner

Ignorance, Mean, Golf

Peter Dobereiner (1981). “The World of Golf: The Best of Peter Dobereiner”

Rule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest golf watcher on the course will take up station directly in front.

Peter Dobereiner

Golf, Shooting, Vantage Point

Peter Dobereiner (1981). “The World of Golf: The Best of Peter Dobereiner”

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.

Peter Dobereiner

Golf, Water, Jelly

Peter Dobereiner (1973). “The glorious world of golf”