If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
Always make your opponent think you know more than you really know.
I have never in my life taken a command into battle and had the slightest desire to come out alive unless I won.
The only good Indians I ever saw were dead.
Play the gayest tunes in your books, play them loud and keep on playing them, and never mind if a bullet goes through a trombone, or even a trombonist, now and then.
I don't care a damn for their guns, or you either, sir! What I want is the Southside Railroad!
