Prince Philip Quotes - Page 2

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

The bastards murdered half my family.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

British women can't cook.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

Do you work in a strip club?

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.