Dukes Quotes

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

I keep reverting (to Duke Ellington), he to me is the greatest ever and my favorite jazz philosopher, as such.

The bastards murdered half my family.

The guy you see on the screen isn’t really me. I’m Duke Morrison, and I never was and never will be a film personality like JOHN WAYNE . I know him well. I’m one of his closest students. I have to be. I made a living out of him.

Absolutely committed to spending the rest of my life as a spokesman for the rights of European Americans.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

Do you still throw spears at each other?

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

You look like you're ready for bed!

Jessica's Daisy Dukes are even shorter than Catherine Bach's, which I honestly didn't think was possible.

Everyone marries the Duke of Westminster. There are a lot of duchesses, but only one Coco Chanel.

When I got through, Duke Ellington stood up and started the applause.

You managed not to get eaten then?

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

It's like Duke Ellington said, there are only two kinds of music - good and bad. And you can tell when something is good.

Do you think Duke Ellington didn't listen to Debussy? Louis Armstrong loved opera, did you know that? Name me a jazz pianist who wasn't influenced by European music!

If I were to put on Barbra Streisand and Duke Ellington, one might say the combination isn't good.

Dizzy, Duke and Charlie Parker were the greatest jazz legends of all time.

The Grand Duke [of Tuscany] ...after observing the Medicaean plants several times with me ... has now invited me to attach myself to him with the annual salary of one thousand florins, and with the title of Philosopher and Principal Mathematicial to His Highness; without the duties of office to perform, but with the most complete leisure; so that I can complete my Treatises.

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards!

I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison cafeteria wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Jane Fonda headband.

The parson knows enough who knows a Duke.