Give me a scotch, I'm starving.
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.
I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do.
Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think.
The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be.
At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.
Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.
I think life changes every year. This is just a little more comfortable.
I think it's miraculous that anybody survives themselves.
It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in.
I'm a soldier who didn't know how nasty the battle was going to be, and now, I've got a purple heart and I'm back.
I'm not used to feeling like I belong where I am.
I don't think I'm in any position to give anybody advice about anything.
I would say that among my many huge emotional miscalculations was my taking a film career for granted. It is the most awesome privilege to be able to use one's imagination and wit, physicality and musicality, conscious brain and unconscious instinct in the service of a work that has a chance to move and excite and amuse and delight people all over the world, including long after we're dead. What a noble calling! And I felt it was just there for me as a kind of given, some sort of inherited birthright-when in reality it's the most magnificent luxury.
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want to happen. I have such an overwhelming sense that if you're in the right state of heart, the next right thing appears to you.
There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own.
If you're anything like me there are days when you're convinced you know more than everyone around you. Which is often confirmed by your interactions with people.
Growing up is something that you do your whole life. I want to always feel that I can be a kid if I want. Growing up has some negative connotations. Like, you're not supposed to roll around on the ground anymore. You're not supposed to make fun of yourself. You're not supposed to ride a bicycle. But I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.
I don't like words coming out of a character's mouth that I adore because not only is he a little bit duplicitous but he's kind of practical in the way he thinks, and he thinks in terms of everyone's humanity and how quickly we can go against what we think we meant when we said it or what we believe or blah, blah, blah.
If I was a lawyer, I'd be my own best client.
If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.
Everyone has a story, and the story changes, and the more I can root into the truth of things - it's so hard - I don't think anyone ever really puts it all together. But somewhere along the way it all became fused.
It's like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste of metal
Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.
