Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.
It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.
He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.
Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.
I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.
I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just one of my police reactions to get that criminal off me.
Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.
First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!
I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.
I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.
For once in my career, I won't have to hold anybody's hand and they won't have to hold mine. I'm surrounded by veterans. We had a great battle last Thursday at HealthPoint. It was something I never had before - three, four, really great players all in one pickup game.
I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov.
The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.
If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.
A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.
It's pretty much the same; it's just that Phil was very weird with his system. This is more of the traditional system.
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.
Pat Riley is the best coach I've ever had...
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.
The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his college degree revoked....Whoever did that needs to be fired. It was terrible, a terrible decision. Awful. I might get fined for saying that, but so what?
It's a different role for me, playing with the great Dwyane Wade.
My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.
You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn't get anything. So I don't want any other kid to feel like that.
