Tape Quotes

Conquering the universe one has to solve two problems: gravity and red tape. We could have mastered gravity.

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Big L scared me to death. When I heard that on tape, I was scared to death. I was like there's no way I can compete if this is what I gotta compete with.

When God measures a man he puts the tape around the heart, not the head.

You can't measure manhood with a tape line around the biceps.

The third person narrator, instead of being omniscient, is like a constantly running surveillance tape.

A prudent speculator never argues with the tape. Markets are never wrong, opinions often are.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

The scope of an intellect is not to be measured with a tape-string, or a character deciphered from the shape or length of a nose.

How little chance the Holy Ghost has nowadays. The churches and missionary societies have so bound Him in red tape that they practically ask Him to sit in a corner while they do the work themselves.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

Imagine if Beethoven had a tape recorder. Then you'd know exactly what he meant. Maybe he meant 'Da da da da' instead of 'Boom boom boom boom!' Who knows?

Significant officials at publicly traded companies are casually and cavalierly engaged in insider trading. Because insider trading has as one of its elements communication, it doesn't take rocket science to realize it's nice to have the communication on tape.

So I use a tape recorder a lot to record ideas.

You will have to look at the tape. Actually, you could burn the tape. It's not even worth looking at... We just have to move on to next week. If we just get the next one we will be fine.

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

I recently read some of the transcripts of Nixon's Watergate tapes, and they spent hours trying to figure out who was leaking and providing information to Carl and myself.

Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other's tapes and find out what each of us was really like.

Anything that could ever prevent me from achieving a goal, I put in a box, tape it up, throw it over my shoulder. You aim for a goal and attain it. Then you look to the next one.

God never measures the mind... He always put His tape measure in the HEART

To measure a leader, put a tape around his heart, not his head.

Express yourself, put stuff down on tape, and see what lives.

He really meant to tell them that the big money was not in the individual fluctuations but in the main movements that is, not in reading the tape but in sizing up the entire market and its trend.

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT