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It’s broke again, akri. The man downstairs done said that the Simi can’t charge nothing else until I’m not over my limit no more. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it. Fix it, akri, or else I might eat him.

It’s broke again, akri. The man downstairs done said that the Simi can’t charge nothing else until I’m not over my limit no more. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it. Fix it, akri, or else I might eat him. The Simi gots needs and I needs my plastic to work. (Simi)

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Mean, Men, Needs

If they can’t survive alone for four days once a year, they deserve to die. (Acheron) That’s harsh, for you. (Dante) Harsh? Tell you what, you take my phone and skim through the three thousand phone calls I get every day and night and see how harsh I am. I truly hate modern technology and phones in particular. I haven’t had a full four hours of sleep in over fifty years. ‘Ash, I broke a toenail, help me. Ash, my head hurts, what should I do?’ (Acheron)

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Hurt, Hate, Sleep

I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)

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Children, One Day, Needs
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Winter Born”, p.190, St. Martin's Press

Relax, the bad guys don’t knock. (Romeo)

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Guy, Relax, Bad Guys

She doesn’t want me to own her. (Dante) Well, the Simi doesn’t understand that. Owning’s not so bad. I own akri and he kind of fun. (Simi)

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Fun, Want, Kind
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Winter Born”, p.211, St. Martin's Press

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

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Curiosity, Bagels, Choke
Sherrilyn Kenyon, L. A. Banks, Susan Squires, Ronda Thompson (2006). “Love at First Bite”, p.7, Macmillan

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

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Pox, Testicles

Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta) No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)

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Princess, Want, Let Me

You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta) I try to be, Princess. (Andrei) And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)

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Princess, Trying, Helpful

Keeping pushing, Andrei, and you and I are going to play a game. (Esperetta) And what game is that, Princess? (Andrei) Find the Ball in My Hand. (Esperetta) I don’t see a ball, Princess. (Andrei) Oh, you will, just as soon as I snap it off your body. (Esperetta)

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Princess, Hands, Games

And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

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Stupid, Fighting, Kind
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.305, Macmillan

What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run, Forrest, run. (Rafael)

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Running, Men, Looks
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.308, St. Martin's Press

There can be no faith without doubt. No strength without temptation. (Rafael)

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Temptation, Doubt
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.313, Macmillan

I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I’d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena) That would hurt. (Rafael) That’s the idea. (Celena)

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Hurt, Kissing, Nuts

Why are you doing this? (Rafael) Because life’s too short to spend it fighting when you could be holding the one you love. And love’s too rare to squander it with petty concerns. I’m lucky I have Chloe and I have no intention of letting a war I didn’t start rob me of one second of my time with her. Go in peace, Dark-Hunter. (Apollite)

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War, Fighting, Dark
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.331, St. Martin's Press

Actually, it’s my younger brother who has me ticked, but since you brought up the boyfriend thing, take my advice; Be the black widow. Find a guy, have fun with him, then eviscerate him in the morning before he can brag about it to his friends. (Chrissy)

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Morning, Brother, Fun
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Phantom Lover”, p.89, St. Martin's Press

I would never have written it without you. (Erin) And I would never have lived without you. (V'Aiden)

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Erin, Without You, Written

Since when does a dog care about what it humps? (Dev) I could go so low with that that even the gutter would envy us, but…I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to provoke a fight with me so that you can legally turn me away. I really, really want to give you that fight, too, but I have to see Sasha and it can’t wait. Sorry. We’ll have to hump and fight later. (Fury)

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Dog, Sorry, Fighting

Shut up, sod off, and let me in. (Fury)

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Shut Up, Let Me, Fury
Sherrilyn Kenyon, J. R. Ward, Susan Squires, Dianna Love (2008). “Dead After Dark”, p.5, Macmillan

Then I’ll do some digging. (Fury) You just can’t help this kamikaze streak you have, can you? (Sasha)

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Digging, Helping, Fury

I’m going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)

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Stupidity, Let Me, Fury

Why are you helping me? (Fury) I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia)

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Stupidity, Helping, Moments

Good grief, Fury, warn me if you’re going to jump in here naked. (Bride)

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Grief, Naked, Brides
Sherrilyn Kenyon, J. R. Ward, Susan Squires, Dianna Love (2008). “Dead After Dark”, p.36, Macmillan

What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)

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Cat, Thinking, Ducks

Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)

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Girlfriend, Drama, Cds
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.88, St. Martin's Griffin

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