Testicles Quotes

A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.

The average human has one breast and one testicle.

I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.

There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.

That wouldn't fit my right testicle

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.