If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of 'American Idol,' we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don't believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make 'American Idol 'a better show.
