He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.
If I'd grown up in Atlanta and then gone to Ottumwa, Iowa it may have been culture shock, but I was used to being in a small town and used to seeing the same people all the time and going to the same grocery store every day, so it wasn't that big of a deal for me. I was just excited to be on TV. I was just jumping for joy when I got there. I wasn't making any money, but I was sure happy.
Here's the irony of this moment on Smackdown: Jimmy crack corn and I DO care.
I would comment on the scene, but I've never kissed a woman so I don't really have anything to add.