Tucker Max Quotes about Alcohol

All Tucker Max Quotes Alcohol quotes Bullshit Fun Giving Hate Judging Lying School Writing

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

Halloween, Alcohol, Heaven

Tucker Max (2012). “Hilarity Ensues”, p.77, Simon and Schuster

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

Alcohol, Remember, Happens

Tucker Max (2011). “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”, p.96, Citadel

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

Sex, Alcohol, Hormones

Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.27, Simon and Schuster