Religion poisons everything good in this world.
Don't believe everything you think.
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Essential to the theory of evolution is the premise that everything has come into being by itself.
It is hard to deal with someone who smiles and pretends to like you to your face and sticks that eight inch blade in your back when you turn around.
Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.
Perhaps we should keep our monsters about us, lest we become them ourselves.
Don't worry about what people say behind your back, they are the people who are finding faults in your life instead fixing the faults in their own life.
While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
A girl without braids is like a mountain without waterfalls.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
I'm lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.
The road to a friend's house is never long.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
He who can be a good son will be a good father.
Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold.
Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.
When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.
I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
Then I said to you, 'Do not be in dread or afraid of them. The LORD your God who goes before you will himself fight for you, just as he did for you in Egypt before your eyes, and in the wilderness, where you have seen how the LORD your God carried you, as a man carries his son, all the way that you went until you came to this place.
