The unforgivable sin of Hitler's Germany was to develop a new economic system by which the international bankers were deprived of their profits.
Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
Opportunity is sometimes hard to recognize if you're only looking for a lucky break.
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
An effective lighting design is like a beautiful painting. Your medium is bringing someone to an emotional state he or she would not achieve at that moment without your art. This does not and can not happen by accident.
Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.
I want war. To me all means will be right. My motto is not "Don't, whatever you do, annoy the enemy." My motto is "Destroy him by all and any means." I am the one who will wage the war!
Meat-eaters make every day a 9/11 for animals in slaughterhouses.
If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.
Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?' And then I realize, Jesus got crucified, so maybe his decision-making isn't all that great.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
In China, especially in the cities, if someone fainted on the streets, or if someone was knocked over by a car, you'll find lots of gawkers and gloaters, but rarely will you find someone willing to extend a helping hand.
The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.
If you can't win your race, make sure the guy ahead of you breaks the record.
Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.
Democracy is a form of government that cannot long survive, for as soon as the people learn that they have a voice in the fiscal policies of the government, they will move to vote for themselves all the money in the treasury, and bankrupt the nation.
We have not to fear anything, except fear itself.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got and remember what you had...Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember, life goes on.
A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.
Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
