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Through humility, soul-searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.

I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

The legislation of Quran will spread all over the world, because it agrees with the mind, logic and wisdom.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

You don't need a reason to help people.

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.

Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance to keep one's head.

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Every child needs a champion.

It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.

You're only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.

Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

I want to be like a sunflower; so that even on the darkest days I will stand tall and find the sunlight.

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.

When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!