Top 25 Quotes by Walt Kelly of 36 - Page 2

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.

Walt Kelly

Humorous, Mean, Kids

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

Walt Kelly

Men, Parades, Form

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

Walt Kelly

Cutting, Air, Want

"Pogo". Comic strip by Walt Kelly, 1948 - 1975.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Walt Kelly

Modern, Goodness, Convenience

A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.

Walt Kelly

Two, Throat, Lumps

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.

Walt Kelly

Friday, Monday, Morning

Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.

Walt Kelly

Self, Hands, People

Walt Kelly (1974). “Pogo revisited: containing the complete volumes of The Pogo poop book, Instant Pogo [and] The Jack Acid Society black book”, Simon & Schuster