William Faulkner Quotes about Funny

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There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

William Faulkner

Funny, Humorous, Drinking

In James M. Webb and A. Wigfall Green William Faulkner of Oxford (1965) p. 110

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

William Faulkner

Funny, War, Men

William Faulkner (2011). “A Fable”, p.26, Vintage

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.

William Faulkner

Funny, Work, Men

William Faulkner Quotes about Funny

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