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Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

Bill Engvall
Funny, Morning, Humor
"Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road". TV Special, www.imdb.com. June 15, 2006.
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.