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My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

Chuck Palahniuk
Sex, Teenager, Funny Relationship
Chuck Palahniuk (2001). “Choke: A Novel”, Anchor Books
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.