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Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.

Darynda Jones
Eye, Hands, Naked
Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.17, Macmillan
Oh, my god! I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. What? You're naked. I'm not naked. I'm blind. You're not blind. I'm wearing pants. Oh. That was embarrassing.