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As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Dave Barry
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Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.99, Ballantine Books
As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.