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Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

David Cross
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"David Cross: The Pride Is Back". TV Special, September 18, 1999.
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.