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Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

"Gary Busey Is Almost as Crazy as Charlie Sheen". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. March 2, 2011.
Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.