A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.
Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.
Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!
Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.
You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.
Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.
Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.
I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.
My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.
If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.
It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.
You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'
I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.
Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.
Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.
I dont know where I come from but Im here now so deal with it.
Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don't.
Truth stands for Taking Real Understanding To Heart.
Light is actually the first word I said as a little baby.
Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing.
Winners do what losers don't want to do.
If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.
Your heart is the face of your spirit, it holds everything you have been, you are, and what you are going to be.
