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Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

George Carlin
Airplane, Color, Three
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.