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The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

Jeff Kinney
Weekend, Bed, Taste
Jeff Kinney (2012). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid #1)”, p.23, Abrams
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.