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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

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"Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.
Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.