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I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

John Candy
Army, Stripes, Pounds
"Fictional character: Dewey Oxburger (Ox)". "Stripes", www.imdb.com. June 26, 1981.
I thought to myself, Join the army! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.