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I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

Phyllis Diller
Missing, Mouths, Lasts
"Legendary Comic Phyllis Diller Dies at 95" by Duane Byrge, www.hollywoodreporter.com. August 20, 2012.
I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.