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They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.

Phyllis Diller
Fire, Mud, Californians
"Phyllis Diller's File Of 53,000 Jokes". "Weekend Edition Saturday" with Scott Simon, www.npr.org. March 11, 2017.
They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.