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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

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"A Near-Kidnapping and Olympic Glory: All about the Queen's No-Frills Only Daughter, Princess Anne" by Diana Pearl, people.com. August 15, 2017.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.