Alcohol Quotes - Page 28

No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, then it makes it hard to find the door.

Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink. And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender.

I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.

It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he says with a sideways grin.

I stepped outside to smoke a J and when I came back to the room, everybody just seemed to move.

I've lost many, many friends through natural causes, through alcohol, through drugs, through AIDS. And every time I lose a friend or a loved one, it reminds me how great life is.

A staggering 63 percent of Americans say that addiction to alcohol or other drugs has had an impact on them at some point in their lives.

Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.

I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help.

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, . . . let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second.

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around.

Alcohol is the river we sit on the banks of, contemplating. Sometimes we watch ourselves float past, sometimes we watch ourselves sink.

The devil lives in a double-shot", Roman explains himself obscurely. "I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every day I drown him and every day he gnaws. Help me drown the worm, fellas.

When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash.

I've seen the needle and the damage done.

I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's funny because when I first started making records, I was at the tail end of a period of sobriety, so I somehow got this reputation as Captain Sober.

I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered from panic attacks my whole life, I decided to be a part of it. They had this questionnaire where they asked, How many units of alcohol do you have in a month? The top answer was 40 or more, and I got really scared because I was having on average 60 or 70 drinks a week. And I realized that that was a bad sign.

The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than liquor.

My point about alcohol is that if you abuse something, it abuses you back.