Top 8 Bad Jokes Quotes - Quoted Daily

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

Littles, Lasts, Bad Jokes

Charles Bukowski (1979). “Shakespeare Never Did this”

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

Girl, Like Her, Bad Jokes

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.

War, Bad Jokes, Jokes

1943 The Two Marshals.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

Bad Jokes, Worst, Wells

1986 Coasting, ch.6.

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.

World, Bad Jokes, Punchlines

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Comic, Bad Jokes, Performers

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us.

Sound, Human Nature, Bad Jokes

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.

Life Is, Bad Jokes, Prophecy

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