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Bars Quotes - Page 16

I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it.

"Part two of the full Stephen King interview". Interview with Tim Adams, www.theguardian.com. September 14, 2000.

Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it skills.

Stephen King (2008). “Duma Key: A Novel”, p.189, Simon and Schuster

I never really liked "cool" books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry.

"Ridiculously Rich: The Rumpus Interview With Simon Rich". Interview with Maureen Miller, therumpus.net. June 9, 2010.

I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.

Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA