Birthday Quotes - Page 24

You don't get older, you get better.

What is wrong with the Iranians in addition to the nuclear bomb? This is the only country on Earth in the 21st century that has renewed imperialistic ambitions. They really want to become the hegemon of the Middle East in an age that gave up imperialism.

I'm not afraid of aging.

There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.

We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count.

My life is better with every year of living it.

I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

By your 40s, you don't want to be with the cool people; you want to be with your people.

Old age is just a record of one's whole life.

I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.

The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that you change so little.

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. [Lat., Mature fieri senem, si diu velis esses senex.]

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.

Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.

Old age is not for sissies.

A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Birthdays? yes, in a general way; For the most if not for the best of men: You were born (I suppose) on a certain day: So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?

I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar.

The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.