Bowling Quotes - Page 2

Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding.

The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.

Fast bowling is not an easy job. Especially if you are also a batsman as well as being a fast bowler, a fast bowler has to work harder than any other cricketer on his fitness.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?”

There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes.

I was 18 and making 150 quid a week, which was a lot of money to me. Then there was a bad winter and I got paid off. Then my firm, JW Henderson of Bowling Green Street, Leith, went bust. If they hadn't folded, I'd probably still be scaffolding and loving it.

I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.