Cheating Quotes - Page 10

Cheating is often more efficient.

YOU CHEATING SCUM!” Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall’s reach. “YOU FILTHY, CHEATING B —” Professor McGonagall didn’t even bother to tell him off. She was actually shaking her finger in Malfoy’s direction, her hat had fallen off, and she too was shouting furiously.

No man is more cheated than the selfish man.

The costermongers' boys will, I am informed, cheat their employers, but they do not steal from them.

Love has a way of cheating itself consciously, like a child who plays at solitary hide-and-seek; it is pleased with assurances that it all the while disbelieves.

One must not cheat anyone, not even the world of its victory.

I'm a perfectionist. I'm not going to cheat the people.

In Hollywood people lie to each other and cheat each other and then go and play tennis. But I don't want to be a tennis player.

I never had to cheat, I get them with what I got.

This was years ago, I think during the early [Ronald] Reagan years. I came up with a plan that everybody just pay $8.95 in taxes. Cheating would be allowed. But the incentive to cheat wouldn't be nearly as great if you only had to pay the $8.95. There were a few people who would have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars under this plan. I think it was Mark Goodson and Bill Todman, the guys who do the quiz shows. But almost everybody else would be off really cheap.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.

I think people who sample are cheating. It is like people who do collages. Use all of your own stuff.

I still think my whole career was accidental. I didn't pursue it. I feel like I'm cheating sometimes.

I hate cheating. I won’t put up with it. I don’t do it myself.

I've told Billy [Bob Thornton] if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

You don't cheat anybody out of their experience, whatever it is.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Art, whose honesty must work through artifice, cannot avoid cheating truth.

The attitude of wanting to win-doing everything in your power except cheating to win.

My ex-girl told me, "I love you so much, and I know it's just a phase you're going through." When a woman comes at you like that, you look at her as being so mature because she understands if I'm cheating, it's not her problem, it's mine. When a man cheats, it's not a reflection of what she's not.

River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly weak women. It's the exact opposite. You could accuse me of having a fetish for powerful, sexy women who like cheating people. That would be fair.

Nixon regarded himself as having been cheated by life. He never got my vote.

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.