Cocktails Quotes - Page 2

Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!

Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.

Palestinian ideology has become a lethal cocktail of radical nationalism and Islamic fundamentalism.

Cocktail music is accepted as audible wallpaper.

The thing to remember about Phuket is it's very beach-oriented and relaxed. The trendiest beach is Koh Sirey, which is full of groovy places to have a cocktail and watch the sun go down.

It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one.

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

You have cocktails for 250,000 people when millions upon millions are sick.

As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party.

I always prefer things straight up, not cold or watered down. Not big on cocktails either.

When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches.

I'm not really a girl who likes to go out to lunch or cocktails or store openings.

Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

Buying stock is exactly the same thing as going to a casino, only with no cocktail service.

“You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress.”

Cocktail parties ... are usually not parties at all but mass ceremonials designed to clear up at one great stroke a wealth of obligations.

A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you're getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails.

But who, in the Western world, has not been deranged by a toxic cocktail of dissatisfaction, restlessness, desire and resentment? Who has not yearned to be younger, richer, more talented, more respected, more celebrated, and, above all, more sexually attractive? Who has not felt entitled to more and aggrieved when more was not forthcoming? It is possible that a starving African farmer has less sense of injustice than a middle-aged Western male who has never been fellated.

If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it astonishing and more culturally relevant than the Bible.

It was possible that I'd thrown one too many Molotov cocktails over God's fence.

In America it is not considered to be mentally ill when a woman advances on her prey in a discotheque setting with hardy cocktails present.