Computer Quotes - Page 16

I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

When plugged in, the least elaborate computer can be relied on to work to the fullest extent of its capacity. The greatest mind cannot be relied on for the simplest thing; its variability is its superiority.

That's what happens nowadays with people working on computers. They can so easily fix things with their mouse and take out all the, 'Oh, somebody coughed in the background; we need to take that out' - or somebody hit a bad note. Those are all the best moments.

But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it.

In the computer field, the moment of truth is a running program; all else is prophecy.

I have no mouth. And I must scream.

I do not believe in objects. I believe only in their relationships.

Bandwidth grows at least three times faster than computer power.

Ability to type on a computer terminal is no guarantee of sanity, intelligence, or common sense.

I carry an umbrella when I am outdoors and always wear sunscreen, even when I am sitting in front of a computer screen!

Cloud computing is a great euphemism for centralization of computer services under one server.

I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager.

The ARPAnet was the first transcontinental, high-speed computer network.

Being able to break security doesn't make you a hacker anymore than being able to hotwire cars makes you an automotive engineer.

After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun.

At the end of OK Computer we were playing big, big arenas and it wasn't right. You can do those things occasionally but at the time it didn't feel right.

It's really weird to be playing chords again. Haven't played chords for a long time. I realised I haven't played chord changes since OK Computer and stuff like that.

In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness.

Science is knowledge which we understand so well that we can teach it to a computer; and if we don't fully understand something, it is an art to deal with it.

There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.

Computers make people stupid.

The only people who have anything to fear from free software are those whose products are worth even less.

Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

In activities other than purely logical thought, our minds function much faster than any computer yet devised.