Computer Quotes - Page 18

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge.

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

You must know your faith with the same precision with which a specialist in information technology knows the operating system of a computer.

Both instruments are processors of information. Both appeared when nothing quite like them had existed before, and both began to make their effects felt immediately (a situation that isn't invariable with new technology). Both devices were less the result of a single breakthrough than of an evolving set of technologies. Like the computer, the printing press had no one certain inventor; it was a technology whose time had come.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

I never took a computer science course in college, because then it was a thing you just learned on your own.

I used to go online all the time, and then I had to stop myself... because I'm a writer, and it's like: to have a procrastination tool, like, within my computer... it was just getting too hairy.

My undergraduate work was in computer science and economics. It just happened to be at that time when 34 percent of computer-science majors were women. We didn't realize it was at the peak at the time.

It was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn't have written it!

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer.

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.

A good messenger expects to get shot.

Without computers we will be stuck only proving theorems that have short proofs.

I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

Meditation should be the foremost technology of the 21st century; the technology of reprogramming the non-spatial universal computer.

Nobody wants another computer hacker movie, unless it's something amazingly different.

It just didn't occur to me, sitting at my computer, that I would end up travelling all over the world.

Be grateful. Find something to be grateful for. Don't do too many things that make you feel like you deserve to lose because we do program our own computers. I believe there is a plus and a minus column and if you end up on the minus column, your own conscience will make you lose.

Finding a technical cofounder would have been difficult for me. I was an English major and didn't know any computer programmers.

Everyone is so addicted to their damn phone. It's sad to see the filmmaker's work diminished down to a computer screen.

We have to stop optimizing for programmers and start optimizing for users.

Computer scientists are the historians of computing.