Cucumbers Quotes

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.

Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need to know. Nothing more. Don't demand to know "why such things exist." Anyone who understands the world will laugh at you, just as a carpenter would if you seemed shocked at finding sawdust in his workshop, or a shoemaker at scraps of leather left over from work.

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay, 'Why were things of this sort ever brought into the world?'

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.

Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over the rim of his teacup. "Liars," he said.