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Dachshunds Quotes

Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.

Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.

Queen Victoria
Home, Men, Dachshunds

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg.

Mary Doria Russell
Dog, Long, Dachshunds
Mary Doria Russell (2008). “Dreamers Of The Day”, p.38, Random House

The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.

Christopher Wren
Secret, Excellence, Dachshunds

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

P. G. Wodehouse
Dog, Dachshunds, Ears
P.G. Wodehouse (2000). “How Right You Are, Jeeves”, p.119, Simon and Schuster

Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully.

John Steinbeck
Romance, Dachshunds, Ridiculous
John Steinbeck (2007). “Travels with Charley and Later Novels, 1947-1962”

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