Deathbed Quotes

On out deathbeds we're not going to regret all the work we didn't do. We're going to regret all the sex we didn't have!

Never cosign a loan. Once you have cosigned, you cannot get out of it - even on your deathbed.

You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

I have yet to hear of anyone who, on his deathbed, wished he'd spent more time at the office.

We are all kitsch on our deathbeds.

I've always got my eye on my deathbed.

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

Fame can never make us lie down contentedly on a deathbed.

Our good purposes foreslowed are become our tormentors upon our deathbed.

Arnold Bennett was a writer I admired. He was actually taking notes at his father's deathbed.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

When I'm on my deathbed, I'll hopefully be able to count more friends than parts that I had.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

America is on her deathbed.

When you're on your deathbed you probably aren't counting the movies you've made.

On their deathbed men will speak true, they say.