Top 11 Dessert First Quotes

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Life, Dessert First, Firsts

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Food, Weight Loss, Dessert First

Barbara Johnson (2000). “Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends”, p.67, Thomas Nelson Inc

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

Graham Kerr

Food, Dessert First, Perfect

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

B. C. Forbes

Positive, Dessert First, Meat

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Helen Keller

Inspirational Life, Life Is Short, Dessert First

Don't cry over spilt milk.

Aesop

Regret, Dessert First, Milk

"The Milkmaid and Her Pail". Fable by Aesop published in "Aesop's Fables For Children", 1919.

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.

Ryan Kwanten

Dessert First, Order, Guy

Life is short, have dessert first.

Wendy Mass

Life Is Short, Dessert First, Firsts

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

Erma Bombeck

Night, Thinking, Dessert First

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Joss Whedon

Dessert First, Want, Firsts

You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.

Sloane Crosley

Growing Up, Kids, Dessert First

FaceBook post by Sloane Crosley from Nov 15, 2014

Dessert First Quotes

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