Discworld Quotes - Page 2

Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.

You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?

Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words.

Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving

Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience

And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.

This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.

And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.

You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.